Miss Piggy Pin Up Gal

In the Dark

Heya Boys and Girls!!! Sorry I haven't posted anything lately!!! U know how it is PArtY PaRtY ParTy!!!:) Im such a crazy Pig and a lazy Pig lazy too! I haven't posted anything in ages!!! teeheehee. Well the holidays have ended and the partying has come to a halt. I refuse to accept this so I await the next party to feel better about myself again. Which will happen soon!!! And if it dosn't then you probably won't hear from me ever again!! heehee just kidding!! Im such a tease. Well I've been feeling a bit of a comedown from all my partying so... Im gonna post a picture of me looking a wittle bit sady wady!

Piggy loves her kitty

I wuv my wittle pussy cat yes i do! She's the cuttest wittle kitty in the whole wide world!! I used to have a wittle puppy dog, a tiny chihuahua named Tinkerbell. But my wittle pussy ate him! Yes it did!

Erotic Poetry by Roald Dahl

The Pig

In England once there lived a big
And wonderfully clever pig.
To everybody it was plain
That Piggy had a massive brain.
He worked out sums inside his head,
There was no book he hadn't read.
He knew what made an airplane fly,
He knew how engines worked and why.
He knew all this, but in the end
One question drove him round the bend:
He simply couldn't puzzle out
What LIFE was really all about.
What was the reason for his birth?
Why was he placed upon this earth?
His giant brain went round and round.
Alas, no answer could be found.
Till suddenly one wondrous night.
All in a flash he saw the light.
He jumped up like a ballet dancerAnd yelled,
"By gum, I've got the answer!"
"They want my bacon slice by slice"
To sell at a tremendous price!
"They want my tender juicy chops
"To put in all the butcher's shops!
"They want my pork to make a roast
"And that's the part'll cost the most!
"They want my sausages in strings!
"They even want my chitterlings!
"The butcher's shop! The carving knife!
"That is the reason for my life!
"Such thoughts as these are not designed
To give a pig great piece of mind.
Next morning, in comes Farmer Bland,
A pail of pigswill in his hand,
And piggy with a mighty roar,
Bashes the farmer to the floor…
Now comes the rather grizzly bit
So let's not make too much of it,
Except that you must understand
That Piggy did eat Farmer Bland,
He ate him up from head to toe,
Chewing the pieces nice and slow.
It took an hour to reach the feet,
Because there was so much to eat,
And when he finished,
Pig, of course,Felt absolutely no remorse.
Slowly he scratched his brainy head
And with a little smile he said,
"I had a fairly powerful hunch"
That he might have me for his lunch.
"And so, because I feared the worst,
"I thought I'd better eat him first."

Roald Dahl

High Fashion at it's Finest

The Good Old Days and not a care in the world!

Playboy Piggy

This is me in my Playboy days!:) Hugh was all over me back then. But I have since had a bit of a reduction.. My back started to hurt and I realised my jugamugs were just not worth all that bother.

Glamour Piggy

Phew!!! Much better this a Photograph taken from my Galmour days! Ohhhhhh and those were the days!:) All the champagne you could drink and not a care in the world:)))! They just gave you these little pills that would make you believe that you could do anything. I was like wonder woman back then!